Whether You Like It Or Not.

The Pusher

2012-01-17T17:55:00.000-08:00

I am the one who pushes boundaries, you push nothing. Yes, I will push your boundaries as I see fit, as much as I know you can handle, and I will respect your boundaries, because I'm proud of you for having them. I won't play with you if you don't have boundaries, because when you tell me your boundaries, that tells me you respect yourself, and why would I want to have a self-respectless

Tanning Hides in LA

2011-12-17T17:12:00.001-08:00

Friends and followers in Los Angeles—it's that time again! I know you've missed me and I've missed you too, and therefore I have decided to inflict myself upon you January 8 to 13. Plans for revelry are already in the works, so if you're a submissive, masochist, fetishist or kinkster (including couples and any gender) who I haven't yet met and you want to get on my calendar, do it fast. I keep

Nonconsensual Violence Makes Me Really Fucking Sick

2011-11-17T18:11:00.000-08:00

About three hours ago, while we were Occupying Wall Street, a young man said, “Pull me out.” I was in shock, I can’t believe I heard him say that, I can’t believe he had to say that, I couldn’t believe that this was happening—actual police brutality right in front of my face, right in the middle of a peaceful march, and the opportunity for it clearly premeditated and created by the police. They

I spoil you rotten.

2011-10-30T21:19:00.000-07:00

I also completely spoil films. So if you're going to see the new Almodóvar film The Skin I Live In then you should look at three of the following photos, and then stop. Don't look any further until you've seen the film, then come back and see if you spotted any of the same themes that I did, as listed below, which as it happens, were written in the dark, verbatim, while I watched the film,

Get the hell out.

2011-10-04T08:08:00.001-07:00

This Sunday, the Violent Fems strike again.And again.When: Sunday, October 9, 2011, 7pmWhere: Billymark's Westcorner of W 29th St & 10th AveWhat: Get attacked or be a pansy-ass voyeur.How: email Kingpin@ViolentFems.comor MistressVeronicaNYC@gmail.comWhy: Because I fucking said so, pantywaste.This weekend have a Fetish Tribe Experience!The NYC Fetish Tribe has lined up all sorts of delightfully

How to Properly Occupy Wall Street

2011-09-25T15:17:00.000-07:00

This is a special message to my fellow Dominants, though the rest of you may read on as well, in case we decide you might be of some use to us during the occupation process.Because I am a humanitarian at heart, I have decided to share with you—who are ostensibly among the more evolved humans, having made it to this particular URL and having read this far already—what is clearly the best way to

Bloody Hands

2011-09-21T22:30:00.000-07:00

I couldn't say it better than Nikki York did,so I will repeat this.And so will you.Two hours ago I executed another human—because I could not do anything to prevent it. A person who happened to be in the press. With a name a lot of people knew. That shall not lessen all the other lives with no names I have taken in wars. I am so sorry for that. I never wanted to. So I will repeat this again:I

Sunday night at midnight...

2011-09-17T17:37:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow night (Sunday the 18th) there will be revelry and celebration when it turns midnight and consequently but not incidentally my birthday. Come say hi! I'll be here roughly (<-- double entendre) between 11pm and 1am. I know you guys'll all be tired from all the partying you've been doing lately, but just deal with it. Jeez. :)

In other words...

2011-09-05T21:58:00.000-07:00

As a reward for yet another well executed (and almost completed) project, I allowed webslut to take a break and choose his top 100 favorite of my tweets for the following cento...Flirtatious comment of the day: "Do you enjoy ballbusting, Mistress?"(I almost replied, but I find actions often speak louder than words.)In the future, I took your dick off, put it on me, fucked you with it bareback,

All Aboard.

2011-07-25T12:38:00.000-07:00

I’ve been thinking about you. I’ve been thinking about my affect on you. My thinking about this is a manifestation of your affect on me.I’ve been thinking about the intersection between us. I’ve been thinking that the most amazing part of it all is the way that I force you to feel certain things, to think certain things, to fantasize about certain things. Whether you like it or not, you

VIOLENT FEMS MIDSUMMER NIGHTMARE!

2011-07-18T19:27:00.000-07:00

As plagiarized from Diaries of the Diabolical...Come join us for yet more ass bashing madness Sunday, July 24th at 7pm! Awww... too afraid? Think you're not "man" enough? Want to come, but think you're too much of a wimp? Well, you're probably right. And if you admit it, we'll give you two for flinching. Email mistressveronicanyc@gmail.com for details...Deets recap for the faint of brain:When:

I will now proceed to solve all of your problems.

2011-07-13T10:45:00.000-07:00

Not only will I be hurtling towards the Left Coast on a jet later today for a week of merriment, frolicking and havoc wreaking in my second favorite city, but I will be scribbling madly most if not all of the while. If you're lucky, deserving and devoted, and if I get some mile high action in the small room, I may froth up a page or two of filth for you to jerk off to later, complete with

The most original compliment I've received...

2011-07-07T10:23:00.000-07:00

This one is refreshing in the way that it uses words that might normally seem derisive as laudatory. And since it's fairly accurate, I thought I'd share it with you—you're welcome!Said the eloquently fawning footslave:You are selfish and self-absorbed and sexualized, sensitive and aware, a slave to Your own self-indulgence, and You understand the power of Your appetites, and You submit to them,

There will be nothing forced about it.

2011-06-27T15:26:00.000-07:00

This is personal. This is for real. Pay attention. My boy has a very big dick, which as far as I'm concerned might as well be a very big who-gives-a-fuck-what-it-is next to his mangina. Because if you know me you know that I have no use for cock in the kind of sex I like to have. The only cock that gets any attention when we fuck is the one I'm wearing that's pounding his fuckhole. That’s just

I'm about to have a dream...

2011-06-20T23:39:00.001-07:00

It's 2:53am and I'm about to have the following dream:I am obscenely wealthy. I've summoned you and you've come to me, and I tell you to get on your knees in front of me. You look at me like I'm crazy because you don't feel particularly submissive at the moment, and I look at you like I don't give a fuck, and repeat, get on your fucking knees. And you do, because you realize you have no choice

Photo Set Archive: The Cottage

2011-06-06T07:50:00.000-07:00

The Cottage set was one of my all time favorite shoots,taken with one of my all time favorite subjectsand one of the most talented photographers I know.As if I ever had to "force" him to lick my boots.See what I mean? It's cozy down there.Whether he deserves it or not...A man's place is in the kitchen,or wherever the fuck I lock him up.Channeling Rodin.What can I say, being shiny makes me happy.

The New York Fetish Marathon in 3...2...1...

2011-05-31T15:09:00.000-07:00

Ladies and Gentlemen and ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year again. The New York Fetish Marathon is upon us, and its timing couldn't be more perfect. The extra humidity in the air these days will create exactly the kind of sweaty natural lube your body needs to slip into your favorite latex and head out to paint the town in broad strokes of bruise colored rainbows. Thursday, June 2The

I took my bitch

2011-05-20T14:38:00.000-07:00

I took my bitch to the store, and had him crawl up and down the aisles next to me so I could put the items I wanted to buy in the little basket that was balanced on his back. I had him on a leash and collar so I could pull him along. Nobody seemed to mind. Besides, it's what needed to happen.Then I took my bitch home, where he put on stockings, high heels, panties, and an apron. Then she put

The sleaziest 80s mindfuck band is back...

2011-05-08T11:30:00.001-07:00

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kultwill appear atStimulateSaturday May 14, 11pm to 4amSullivan Hall214 Sullivan St(between Bleeker & W 3rd)$17 advance, $25 door, 18+The take home message is that I will be there—in something shiny, tight and black, of course—and in my wake you will find red handprints on pale white Goth asses. It needs to be done.

I feel your pain.

2011-05-01T09:59:00.000-07:00

I don't mind giving up center stage to an exquisite collection of words that I couldn't have bitchslapped together better myself. Once again, from Safe, Sane and Consensual: Contemporary Perspectives on Sadomasochism; this quote comes from Dr. Darren Langdridge's discussion on the disintigration of consciousness (p. 92):Through control of power—consensually agreed in S/M—the top can control the

Violent Fems Ad Infinitum Ass Bashing!

2011-04-25T19:53:00.000-07:00

The following has been plagiarized in entirety fromThe Diaries of the Diabolical:Order in the court! The Violent Fems presiding! Announcing the addition of our newest member, Ms. Piper St. Mark's (aka Mistress Astrid)! Shady lawyer and advocate of female delinquency, she comes to us straight from the county courthouse, where she met Da Kingpin (brought in on some flimsy charge—you'll nevah get ME

I'll tell you what to think.

2011-04-14T23:11:00.000-07:00

I don't get a lot of time to read for pleasure these days, though I somehow seem to find a lot of time to do other things for pleasure, but anyway, that's not the point. The point is, the following are my favorite quotes from my current favorite book, "Safe, Sane and Consensual: Contemporary Perspectives on Sadomasochism," edited by Dr. Darren Langdridge and Dr. Meg Barker. Don't get too excited

You will never see me wearing nothing but boots.

2011-04-09T15:18:00.000-07:00

These boots are a huge deal. Here's why. I saw them a couple months ago on a friend of mine, at which point I began perseverating. It's really, really hard for me to find boots I love that fit well because I have such long feet (size 10 US/41 EU), so they inevitably make the upper too big for my calves and thighs (which happen to be muscular but relatively svelte, if I do say so myself).

A good mindfuck always comes in the moment you least expect it.

2011-03-30T21:05:00.000-07:00

My sadism escapes in different ways, often when I’m in a room behind closed doors with you, sometimes via written out fantasies that I share with you here. Other times, when there is no other existential option, it erupts in a momentary remote mindfuck, for example, in an email exchange. The first time it happens in that latter scenario is the last time it will happen with

Ego Reduction

2011-03-29T18:53:00.000-07:00

Every single thought you think will either be of me or laced with me. Even if you’re thinking of how you’re going to get to and from places I’m not, even if you don’t know it, you’ll be thinking of me, where I am while you’re traveling, what will happen the next time you see me. And you that the next time you see me, you’ll be cooking my dinner, drawing my bath, shaving my legs, painting my

Today's Lesson: Kick him while he's down.

2011-03-19T12:21:00.000-07:00

Step 1: Find an easy target.Step 2: Tighten any loose ends.Step 3: Dip!Step 4: Kick him while he's down.Step 5: Apply finishing touches.Step 6: And finally, relax.Photography by Natasha Gornik, bottom by thrash.

Spring Fever (San Francisco, March 16–21)

2011-03-06T07:19:00.000-08:00

Attention Left Coast submissives, masochists, fetishists,and all manner of well-mannered kinksters!I'll be in San Francisco onWednesday March 16 through Monday March 21,sessioning at Mistress Morgana's gorgeousand well-appointed space near the Castro.*If I don't already know you,I'll require a reference or deposit in advance.The most efficient way to get on my calendar is byfilling out the

Fuck the Gilded Phallus

2011-02-25T14:49:00.001-08:00

That's right, I said it: Fuck the Oscars.Fuck big budgets compensating for small dicks and needy egos, greed-driven plotlines (or the lack thereof), and fuck boring saline-injected speeches. Instead on Sunday I'm going to Erin Houdini's Skillz Emporium followed immediately by Suspension, where the red carpet will be way fucking sexier, in part because I intend to instigate a catfight with Calico

This is not an evil plan.

2011-02-22T09:10:00.000-08:00

I’m not going to write a story. I’m not in the mood. But, if I were in the mood, it would be about a kidnapping. I would place myself in the role of absurdly wealthy person who pulls all the strings. I would have a very, very large staff, comprised of biological engineers, strong female bodyguards, and minions of various shapes, sizes and talents. Everything would be at my disposal. Once my

This song makes me feel so American in a really dirty way.

2011-02-16T09:19:00.000-08:00

Is there any other way to feel American? Don't fret, I don't discuss politics and I'm not about to start. Well, except for my own personal politics, of course. I've been listening to A Perfect Circle's Thirteenth Step a lot lately again. This is an album I listen to when I'm feeling particularly sexually voracious. So many of the songs make me feel like a predator, and I love that feeling.

Violent Fems Party III

2011-02-02T20:26:00.000-08:00

“Feb 13th SMASH N GRAB HOOTENANNY”Sunday February 13, 7pm to midnightBillyMark's West aka Official VF Headquarters332 9th Avenue at 29th Street$10 for observers, $40 one week ahead of time for Attackees(wear the most outrageous, original thing you can come up with)As posted on by Mistress Veronica aka Kingpin...Yes, they're at it again. These women are incorrigible. Could it be possible that they

Photo Set Archive: The Studio

2011-01-28T21:03:00.000-08:00

As promised, with the recent addition of my newest photo setDownstairs comes an archiving of a former set, The Studio.I'm so good to you. Don't fucking forget it.I'm the only one who gets to wear boots in bed.If you look closely in the mirror,you'll see that she broke a rule.(Boys in panties, girls in no panties.)Yeah, I know, she's smiling.Little perv.I don't recall telling her to stick her ass

Road Trip Retrospective

2011-01-26T10:34:00.000-08:00

View from Day 6: In which I'm driving as KinkQueen films the road,because we are not fit for visual consumption.That was the best road trip I’ve ever been on, and believe it or not I've been on quite a few. It was epic. It was life changing. I spent six days driving the southern route between San Francisco and NYC with a good friend, and the best possible thing happened: We became even

Road Trip Day Four: Call Me Daddy

2011-01-22T10:57:00.000-08:00

Yesterday we got the fuck out of Texas: Still not porn, still just driving,but I did change my shirt.I like being called Daddy. What can I say, I like feeling like a dirty old man. I told KinkQueen early on in our road trip that she should call me Daddy as much as possible, especially when I'm driving, which is usually the first shift up until just before dusk. She complies, though sometimes

Road Trip Day Two: No fear, some loathing, heading east on route 10.

2011-01-19T23:40:00.000-08:00

Today, passing through Joshua Tree on the way back to NYC: Make no mistake—this is not porn,but that doesn't mean you can't jerk off to it. For example, try imagining who Nikki KinkQueen and I might havetied up and gagged in the trunk,and what might happen to himat the truck stop down the road... A) Will we dress him up in a pink negligee andthigh high stockings, with a little pink lip gloss

Left Coast Tour (with a few new photos because I like you)

2011-01-04T09:44:00.000-08:00

Attention Left Coast:I suggest you watch yourselves, because I am about to descend hard all over your vicinity—don't say I didn't warn you! Shave, meditate, mentally prepare, run around the block, do what you need to do. Just plan ahead because my availability is limited.I'll be in Las Vegas from Thursday January 6 to Monday the 10th.Then I'll be in San Francisco on Tuesday January 11 to the 17th

Excerpt: Chastity Training

2010-12-02T09:41:00.000-08:00

Mistress Alpha continued her subject's training with a variety of challenges and tests, including a complete cessation of masturbation for periodic intervals of one month. When he returned to her at the end of the month, he would be in obvious pain, and once told her that during the days before their session that week, he had suffered a constant erection. During one of his early training periods,

Everyone loves porn.

2010-11-25T08:59:00.000-08:00

Listen, you love porn, don't try and tell me you don't. Because if you do, I will know that you're lying and you know what I do to liars—I set their pants on fire (metaphorically, of course).I'll tell you another thing I know about you: Even more than porn itself, you love the powerfully sexy women in porn. Therefore, each and every one of you will all come out to a benefit this coming Monday

Lovely weather for a little suspension of disbelief, isn't it?

2010-11-15T18:56:00.000-08:00

In case you haven't gone there... [Emasculation] I came to in a hospital, but that was all I knew. I knew it was a hospital by the stale chemical smell, the too bright whiteness that surrounded me, the soft intermittent chirps of machinery, and the hushed tones of those around me not yet realizing I was fading into consciousness. Everything was so numb I couldn’t remember what feeling felt

Hell Hath No Fury

2010-11-08T13:01:00.000-08:00

Come get your ass kicked—you know you want to.Sunday November 14 at 7pmBilly Mark's West332 9th Ave @ 29th St$10 entry, $40 to get ambushedcontact Kingpin@ViolentFems.com for details

Thou shalt be SMacked.

2010-10-22T17:20:00.000-07:00

And thou shalt like it. The Annual SMack! Halloween Fetish BallSaturday, October 30th, doors 9pm NEW LOCATIONThe Warsaw261 Driggs AvenueBrooklyn*First person who guesses what my Halloween costume isthis year gets an extra helping of body of christ!

Hot off the press...

2010-10-13T19:22:00.000-07:00

And I do mean hot.*wink*

Excerpt 3: The Induction of Slave Two

2010-10-01T07:09:00.000-07:00

She didn't give him any other instruction other than where and when to arrive. She would often have new subjects bring her something specific, shave or dress in a particular way, or deny their masturbation and orgasm for several days prior. These types of tasks helped to get them in the mindset that their actions belonged to her, even before they were in her presence. Not this time. She

Extra Extra, Read All About It: Recovering Addict & Ex-ProDomme Outs Herself!

2010-09-23T17:36:00.000-07:00

Ha—I knew that’d get your attention! You are so predictable! I love it. Note: If you’re skittish about spoilers or too many words on a blog post, get the fuck out of here and just go listen to the interview I co-hosted with Unspeakable Axe for his Masocast podcast. So, a few months ago this book Whip Smart (by Melissa Febos) was making a big splash (or stink, depending on who you talked to) in

So, are you experienced?

2010-09-18T13:19:00.000-07:00

And, have you ever been experienced?I'm not talking about being experienced enough to know how to hum a tune. I'm talking about the act of allowing yourself to be experienced by someone else. In other words, just how thoroughly exposed and vulnerable have you made yourself so that someone else could dive into you and experience the absolute darkest corners of your being?If you have to think

I was born, and it was good.

2010-09-13T12:30:00.000-07:00

My actual birthday is on Sunday September 19, and since rumor has it that the 19th starts at midnight on Saturday, I'm celebrating my birthday at Stimulate again this year! And you—lucky, lucky reader of my blog—are cordially invited! Don't say I never did anything for you.Don't get confused, now. Stimulate is this coming Saturday the 18th at Crash Mansion on Bowery, so if you feel compelled

The Violent Fems Want You

2010-08-21T08:14:00.000-07:00

It's the Violent Fems' 1st Attack Party!“You've Been Warned...”The Violent Fems will be hosting a private party on September 12th at an undisclosed location. Some lucky participants will get the chance to be "ambushed" by us between 7pm and 9pm if they RSVP ahead of time and pay a small fee of $40 (what a bargain!). Other subby muffins who want to come but are too pussy to get down and dirty

Cutting Up Brion Gysin

2010-08-15T16:34:00.001-07:00

WARNING: You may not be able to jerk off to this.Deal with it, jerk off.Last summer I was inspired, and it’s taken this long to tell you about it. I’ve been inspired many times in between then and now, by the way, in ways you already know about if you’ve been paying attention, or could figure out if you tried. But last year I went to the New Museum and saw Brion Gysin’s original manuscript of

Excerpt 2, Part 3: Using the Slut

2010-07-08T09:56:00.000-07:00

“He’s really quite beautiful, isn’t he?” said Chiara. “Let me show you something,” Alpha said to her. “Three, come here,” she said to the subject in the corner. “Strip,” she said to him when he was close. “One, get on your knees and show Mistress Chiara your expertise,” she directed. “Get to work, you know we’ll be bored unless you can get him hard really quickly.” “Yes

Excerpt 2, Part 2: The OneUpping

2010-06-28T18:19:00.000-07:00

Alpha and Chiara spent all night and part of the morning entertaining each other. They took turns initiating what were for both of them practiced performances of each of their subjects’ best talents, alternately laughing together and doing their best to one-up each other. Chiara had two of her attendants strip down and put them in intricate bondage, her third handing her

Excerpt 2, Part 1: The Warmup

2010-06-10T11:55:00.000-07:00

Alpha turned to One, who had been kneeling nearby. “Strip,” she said. He reacted quickly, stopped in mid sip and put his champagne glass down on a small table near him. “Two, his laces,” she said, and Number Two went over to one and loosened the laces on his corset. One then took off his bra and panties, then hesitated, looking at Alpha for direction. “Stockings off, then put the shoes back

The NYC Fetish Marathon Calendar

2010-06-02T21:00:00.000-07:00

It. Is. On. Starting NOW! Wednesday, June 2, 2010VENDETTAThe NY Fetish Marathon "Meet and Beat" Opening Party! 9PM to 2AMMadame X (upper level bar)94 West Houston Street, 2nd floor, NYC$15 door, 21+dress code: fetish, all black, goth, creative costume,cyber, punk, super sexyThursday, June 3, 2010THE BARONESS' ROYAL AMUSEMENTS DINNERAn exclusive, intimate, very private dinner for forty fetishists

The Pervathon Continues! Next stop Philly...

2010-05-17T15:21:00.000-07:00

I just got back from La Domaine Esemar last night, and boy are my arms tired! Seriously. Especially my right arm, nevermind why. I was so pleased to have Mistress Devon join me for her first ever visit to The Informal Chateau, and she loved it there as much as I do. As I tweeted on the way home, "When you arrive at LaDomaineEsemar it's like you never left. And when it's time to leave again,

Between a Cock and a Hard Place

2010-05-12T11:06:00.000-07:00

NOTE: This is a cross-post from Max Fisch, and because it's incredibly important information (as is everything I say, I realize!) I wanted to make sure every one of you got the opportunity to read it. You're welcome. Tell me all about your rock hard cock. In fact, tell me everything. I expect full disclosure about anything going on with your body—and your mind for that matter—prior to, during

I'll tell you what to do.

2010-05-04T14:38:00.000-07:00

There are a couple things I want at the moment, which I'm about to spell out for you in very clear terms. But first, you should know that what I want is different than what I'd like or what I require. What I want is somewhere in between, has more of a sense of urgency than what I'd like, but is not necessarily something I require. Having said that, if you feel you have a real understanding of

Photo Set Archive: The Loft

2010-04-26T14:03:00.000-07:00

At long last, I finally got the images of the Wall Street shoot from JC Stark, and have put them up on my gallery in set three position. (Also represented in my blog header shot above.) This shoot was definitely the most adrenalin-inducing of any shoot I've done. Not only did I have a wonderful photo bottom, an amazing photographer, and a good friend along to help, but the timing was such that a

The Plunge

2010-04-14T09:49:00.000-07:00

He had told her everything, surrendered to her, sacrificed himself to her, exposed everything he knew about himself, but she sensed there was more. There was always more. She noticed a ripple on his surface and plunged in, discovering and cultivating fetishes he didn't know he had. This time she recognized lurking in the shadows of his core a deep need for mummification, sensory deprivation and

Down where you belong.

2010-04-10T14:24:00.000-07:00

You don't have to be a foot fetishistto know that it's good to be at my feet,down where you belong.Though you might have to be a foot fetishistto fully appreciate these toes.

Read My Lips

2010-04-06T22:42:00.000-07:00

By the way, this is last May's Where There's Smoke, recently reMastered by Anthelian.Disclaimer: I don't smoke much, maybe three Dunhills a day, though not every day, and I certainly don't recommend you do. Smoke is just too much of a gorgeous metaphor to ignore though, and I admit, I am smitten.Read my lips, there are smoke signals. Evidence of fire, burning, heat, a danger sign,a sign of

Twitpic Archive: Provocative!

2010-04-01T15:14:00.000-07:00

As you likely already know, I am a most benevolent ruler of those who enter my bubble. I almost always give second chances, and depending on the transgression, I assume the best case scenario (though I keep the worst case in the back of my mind where I can still see it). So, the first time I was unsuccessful in uploading a photo to Twitter, I decided it was a technical glitch; I emailed Twitpic

Photo Set Archive: The Penthouse

2010-03-31T12:16:00.000-07:00

A new photo set called The Space has been added to the MyRealityPlane gallery in set one position. For your edification, all of the photos taken in The Space were taken in my private dungeon by artist and fetish photographer Anthelian.In keeping with my new tradition of retiring photo sets to blog archives, I give you the previous set one for posterity: The Penthouse. The photos in this set were

I Knew You Were Watching...

2010-03-29T20:51:00.000-07:00

I did it anyway.(I was faking.)photos by Anthelian

He really went and fucked himself this time.

2010-03-03T12:03:00.000-08:00

About a year ago, almost exactly a year ago, as a matter of fact, I wrote a masturbatory blog about masturbation (Go Fuck Yourself). And it took almost exactly a year for someone to follow my instructions. To. The. Letter. It made me want to go fuck myself, which I did immediately after reading it. (And which I just did again—and this time I came using my left hand! This is truly a day to

Whiplash

2010-02-22T13:49:00.000-08:00

In case you haven't already figured it out,I am a supporter of and volunteer at $pread Magazine. This Thursday there's a party at UC Lounge to kick off the latest issue,and I plan to be there sometime around midnightto make sure the party fucking rocks.

I was penetrated today.

2010-02-18T20:47:00.000-08:00

I've seen her before, and even though it's been over a year, we both know what's going to happen: She's going to penetrate me. Because so much time has passed, I have to remind her when she asks that she's still the only one I'll let do it. It doesn't phase her, she doesn't seem to care, which is disappointing because I really wish she'd ask me why. I'd love to tell my

Genderfucking Art

2010-01-20T21:25:00.000-08:00

We have a lot in common, you and I. For one thing, we both like to jerk off to internet porn. Yeah, I do, I like to pull up dirty pictures on my laptop and masturbate—got a problem with that? Is it wrong of me to assume we have that in common? I think not, but if I’m wrong, I sincerely DON’T apologize, because you’re lying. But I digress, non of this really has anything to do with Phyllis

Over. My. Knee.

2010-01-04T18:39:00.000-08:00

There's just something about putting panties on a man. I'm not saying he turns immediately into a slut—not that it'd be a bad thing. No, a slut's a slut, and will always be a slut, panties or no. What I'm talking about is putting a pair of panties on a man, subsequently and instantly turning his man ass into a piece of ass that I want to pinch and smack and manhandle. Preferably it's a pair of

Pain Junkie

2009-12-28T12:29:00.001-08:00

There are not too many of him around. He's a masochist, a real pain slut, he doesn't mind marks, welts, bruises, and he'll take just about anything I give him, with or without a warm up. He says I'm mean, but he says it with a smile on him face. He says I start at full sprint, but it's not so much that I don't build intensity gradually, it's that his enthusiasm for suffering for me infects me

I'm an ass man.

2009-12-21T22:14:00.000-08:00

Yes, it's true, at least according to the announcer who told everyone at the Hedo party on Saturday night: "Mistress Alex is an assmanassmanassman *reverbreverbreverb* ." What's worse is I told him to say it. It's not my fault, I was part of a group of people that Lola wanted introduced to the Hedo crowd, and we were asked to provide our specialties (I admitted to being an expert Mindfucker)

Obsessed

2009-12-14T22:38:00.001-08:00

I was told today that the scent coming from my foot is mesmerizing, hypnotic, an aphrodisiac. Well, not in so many words, but clearly the subject on the floor looking up at me past my toes and instep would have wanted to say that, if only he had been able to string together the syllables, which is sometimes hard to do with a foot planted squarely in your mouth.Whether he said it or not, he was

Photo Set Archive: The Top

2009-12-01T16:17:00.000-08:00

As I'm sure you already know, I finally got around to updating the MyRealityPlane gallery with a set from the super fun photo shoot I did at Sully the Genius Metal Worker's pad a couple months ago. (Thanks again, Sully!) Benevolent as I am, I have decided that none of you should have to exist in a world with less photos of me, and will be posting archives of all retired gallery sets here, so

Ripples in Still Dark Water

2009-11-23T15:34:00.000-08:00

I was lured out of the city this past weekend by Master R and Mistress Collette of La Domaine Esemar, and as a result spent a weekend in the country that continues to reverberate, and no doubt will for some time. As much as I'd like to reveal all the lurid details of the revelry that took place, I am holding back out of respect for a line on the La Domaine website: "We insist that people at an

Plug This, Bitch

2009-11-07T21:53:00.001-08:00

Ha! Made you look!If you've just read my post on Max Fisch about {xcess, then cover your eyes with your hands, and sit there facing the computer for the next six minutes. Okay, now get up and go do something else, I don't know, go get yourself a drink or a snack. Maybe take a shower or something. Okay. If you haven't already read it, listen up! Or read up, rather. I'm plugging again! And

Excerpt from $pread Mag: He's a Hustler, Baby!

2009-11-03T13:39:00.000-08:00

The following is an excerpt from $pread Magazine's last issue (volume 5.1). Volume 5.2 is ready to go to press, pending your donation. He's a Hustler, Baby: Reluctant Pornographer Bruce LaBruce On the Dying Art of the Street HustleInterview by Brian Kilgo-KellyBrian Kilgo-Kelly caught up with the Canadian filmmaker, writer and photographer in Berlin via Skype in March. The interview mostly

The Doctor Will See You Now

2009-10-20T17:31:00.000-07:00

Hello Peter, I’m Dr. Feist. I’ll be performing your physical today. Or should I say, you’ll be performing for me, won’t you? Ha ha ha. Have a seat so I can go over a few things before we get started.As you know, you’re in the final stages of the interview process for a company with what is likely the strictest security policy in existence. You have been culled from hundreds of international

Talking Dirty

2009-10-15T21:55:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow (Saturday) I will sit at a Masocast roundtable (even if it's rectangular) and discuss BDSM related topics with three other intensely fabulous Dommes: Ayla, Sade and Troy Orleans. I will do my best to sound articulate and intelligent, if I can keep my hands out of my pants! Seriously, I mean how am I suppose to concentrate on answering questions and/or having discourse sitting alongside

Two Sluts, Three Holes

2009-09-26T13:42:00.000-07:00

One slut was on her knees wearing nearly nothing, just stretchy red ribbons of lace wrapped around her torso revealing all of the flesh she was offering up for sacrifice. The other one was next to her, completely naked, his erection greedily straining towards me. I smacked it with the tip of my crop. “Control that piece of meat of yours, slut! Eyes on the floor! Hands behind your back, both

Stimulate Me

2009-09-15T22:38:00.000-07:00

Stimulate and I are having a birthday on the same day!And if you get tickets in advance,you'll save enough to buy me half a drink!

Some Days More Than Others

2009-09-14T23:49:00.001-07:00

Take Sunday night for example. It occurred to me, as I sat in a virtually empty East Village bar with a couple of very lovely and kinky female friends of mine that I am different. I live in a different brand of reality, one of my creation, one where everything is shaped and defined according to my specifications. Some days more than others, usually on days when my filter is strangely absent,

Fodder

2009-09-10T08:00:00.000-07:00

I blink and he’s on the floor now, hands tied overhead, shallow breaths escaping through the tight grip I have on his neck. “I trust you,” he says, or tries to. “Do anything you want to me.” My left hand wrapped around his throat holding him steady, I draw my right arm back and smack him again, then brush my lips against the deeper blush left behind

Smile for the camera!

2009-08-15T15:59:00.000-07:00

Oh. Maybe you can't smile right now.Or maybe I just can't see you smiling because that hood has been laced securely to your head, the face that once exposed your identity now packaged in its new casing, the leather pressing your lips against your teeth that might have bared in a smile.Or maybe it's because the ball gag stuffed into your mouth shapes your lips into a permanent expression of "Oh

Distractions

2009-07-30T13:30:00.001-07:00

I’m minding my own business, having just finished brushing my teeth, bent over to rinse off the day’s makeup when I hear a rustling behind me in the bathroom, and the next thing I know there’s a tongue softly lapping at my asshole. A couple more splashes to make sure the soap is out of my eyes, maybe a couple more splashes just for good measure while he gets a couple more licks in, and I turn

Lick It.

2009-07-26T14:27:00.000-07:00

Strip. That’s right, coat on the back of that chair, shoes under there. Fold that neatly. Nicely starched by the way, and cufflinks! I love the cufflinks, and you shined your shoes today, didn’t you? Oh yes, I know how you love things shiny.Get on your knees. Look at me. Why did you have your eyes closed just then? Just what were you looking at in there? You don’t know? Oh, you’re thinking

I saw you in the shadows yesterday...

2009-07-23T12:44:00.000-07:00

...crouching down, on your knees, forehead touching the sidewalk, hands down flat in front of you. As I walked closer, the click of my heels brought the peripheral into focus, and you transformed yourself into a low potted plant, unkempt, wilting in the humidity, in need of attention.I decided upon your evanescence that you were crawling behind me, eyes focused now on my heels, counting the

I am a carnivore.

2009-07-10T14:39:00.000-07:00

And I will hunt as well as gather you.I was doing a bit of GRE studying today and came across an entertaining passage in one of the reading comprehension drills. It was about the interaction between predators and prey, and how that interaction increases the intelligence of both. Nice thought, huh? If only... Anyhow, whenever my dirty mind comes across words like "arousal" and "aggressive," I

Suspension Saturday...

2009-06-27T08:45:00.000-07:00

Normally the Suspension party is on the last Sunday (and it is on tomorrow too) and the second Thursday of the month, but my friends who throw the party decided to put together a special Suspension Saturday for us. It's different than the regular monthly parties in that it's BYOB, and in a much larger space, besides the obvious plus that it's on a Saturday night. Following is a reposting of

Hearing Those Voices Again

2009-06-24T08:20:00.000-07:00

As promised a couple of weeks ago, the full episode of my Masocast interview is up, and ready to infiltrate into your mind. I had a wonderful time talking with the voice on the other side of the mic. In fact, if you listen closely, you'll hear the sound of tiny bubbles gurgling up the sides of our champagne glasses at some point during the conversation, as we sat on the floor of my dungeon,

Fetish for Fetishwear+Blatant Exhibitionism=

2009-06-21T14:28:00.001-07:00

As promised...AN AGGRESSIVE PHOTO GALLERY UPDATE!I've ripped out eight shots from my photo gallery and replaced them with ones I prefer from three new photo shoots done this spring with two new photographers.Funny, it seems the more photo shoots I do, the more I schedule. I'm not sure why, I don't really have more time these days, quite the contrary. It must be that there's more talent out

Visual Stimulation (Safe, Sane, and Contextual)

2009-06-16T10:50:00.001-07:00

New photos from recent shoots are going to find their wayinto my photo gallery any minute now.In the meantime, a few outtakes to tide you over...Perhaps you can't tell, but both my armpits and the back of my neckare slightly damp from the combination of sun and latex.(We're working on imbedding scratch and sniff technology. Not really.)Puppy WILL be a good boy for Master, or else!Who needs a

Follow the sound of my voice...

2009-06-10T22:17:00.000-07:00

Okay, so, in a week or two there'll be a luxurious 30 plus minutes of my actual voice available to the general public (specifically you), talking about all sorts of perversions, devious behavior, and intimate secrets of my life that I've never (or rarely) told anyone (as far as you know). But now, right now, you can hear about a ten second teaser of this, my voice, at the end of the current

UK Wins NYC Fetish Marathon!

2009-06-03T20:32:00.001-07:00

Well, not really, NYC always wins the NYC Fetish Marathon, of course. My point is that the UK was very well represented in terms of latex coverage (or the lack thereof). First things first, I'll tell you what I wore, then maybe I'll talk about myself a bit more (surprise!). The Marathon was kicked off by the Baroness on Wednesday. I always tend to want to wear my Baroness latex to her events,

Towards the Illustration of a Particularly Prurient Point

2009-05-31T16:28:00.000-07:00

Not so much a come receptacle......as an easy target.

The PANSI Treatment

2009-05-20T08:49:00.000-07:00

I recently had a discussion with a certain beta-male subject of mine regarding the benefits of admitting your true nature to yourself. Whether you're sublimely submissive, at your best when at your Superior's feet, sometimes rendered immobile by tight restraints, always willing to serve in any way that pleases...Whether you're a dedicated masochist, deriving intense pleasure from taking pain for

Where There's Smoke

2009-05-15T14:58:00.000-07:00

Evidence of fire, burning, a signal for potential danger...I have a fascination with the aesthetics of smoke, of smoking,of a phallic prop held with purpose between my fingers,as I set it on fire and watch it glow, then turn to ash.Fingertips, lips, tongue, the inevitable stare as thoughts stir,following the gentle upward curl, a semi-transparent swirl,proof of time slowing down.Then the most

Surreality: Vying for Bottom Bitch

2009-04-24T11:02:00.001-07:00

Indulge me in reading this particularly dark and deviant Pynchon excerpt, followed immediately by a tenuously connected tangent of my own, the pilot episode of Mistress Alex's Next Bottom Bitch!He never uttered it clearly as threat, nor ever addressed either of them directly, but rather across her trained satin thighs to the evening's guests, or down the length of Gottfried's docile spine("the

Pretty Piece of Flesh

2009-04-19T14:07:00.000-07:00

And how much of the pretty victim straining against her [/his] bonds does Ned Pointsman see in each dog that visits his tests stands...and aren't scalpel and probe as decorative, as fine extensions as whip and cane?(p88, Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.)Ropes around your wrists, your arms, your chest,your thighs, your ankles, holding you in place,ropes in place of multiple sets of my hands,

On Command

2009-04-15T10:14:00.000-07:00

Salivate. Open your eyes. Eyes to the floor. Drop to your knees. Eyes up at me. Keep them open. Open your mouth. Open it. Wider. Close. Say thank you. Eyes to the floor. Touch yourself. Feel the stiffening, the swelling, the heat, the moisture coming from your skin, from your surrender.Retrained. Think the thoughts I've given you. Singular focus, drop everything else. The sound of

What's a hogtie between old friends?

2009-04-09T09:14:00.000-07:00

As you're all aware (at least you should be if you're faithful to my blog!), I spent some time in California recently, and some of you also know that I got together with some old friends for a landmark birthday party. (A select few of those some might know that I actually "popped" out of a "cake" at said birthday party. Footage to come at a later date, if you're good, that is.) Knowing you,

Control

2009-04-08T10:53:00.000-07:00

It's control. All these things arise from one difficulty: control. For the first time it was inside, do you see. The control is put inside. No more need to suffer passively under 'outside forces' — to veer into any wind.(p30, Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.)Now for a talc stain rant. Okay, not really a rant, just too much time spent staring at a wall advertising the allure of something "

An Affair With Fetishwear

2009-03-18T22:05:00.000-07:00

Latex. A very close second skin, that—once slid, stretched, and sighed into; once zipped, buckled, or laced tighter—morphs into a sleeker, shinier projection of my Self. Within moments, it becomes as warm as the blood now rushing faster inside me, a visceral manifestation of its application. I sometimes shower while wearing it, letting the water run in rivulets, waterfalls that stream from my